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A Simple Survey
A Simple Survey is a very simple survey. Answer the 5 questions correctly to win. Definitely nothing else to see here. Please play with audio on for the intended experience.
Note - We had no time to playtest, and we are aware of the many glitches and bugs in the game. We have already fixed many of these in a post-jam version that will be released after the jam is over, along with 2 new paths that didn't quite work in the jam version because of the glitches :)
Made for the Wowie Game Jam 3.0
Code and Art - BenBonk
Narration and Story - Deynum
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WHAT? HOW DID I GET THIS?
What is the color of an orange - Alpaca
Do you know what a color is? - No
Are you stupid? - Yes
Why are you doing this? - What are you talking about?
Go back to the survey? - No
What is 5+7? - 3562
Do you think you're funny? - No
If you could save 5 people by killing 1, would you do it? - No
Your dad shows up at your house, he has just murdered someone. - Call the cops
Who would you kill, your loved one or your best friend? - Best friend
Where is the idk option in the "Do you think you're funny?" question?
omg how did you do that
I love it
It's so good and very entertaining too!!
Haha, so funny !
Hi. That is a cool game and I had too much fun with it. But in my opinion it should have a subtitle. Keep up doing good work.
i learned that, i know how many countries there are in the world...
This narrator is mean
on my first run, i got everything right. although on my second, I got all of the "easy" questions wrong. when he asked me "do you think you're funny?" I said no. i then got 4/5 on the actual questions he wanted to ask me.
i HAVE REPLACED THE NARARATOR TWICE NOW
LMFAO, YES I KILLED THE LOVED ONES, ah yes too good to keep me addicted for the past month.. TYSM! and this is what everyone expected by the meaning of a survey game
Very Funny XD!!!
this game is cool and all but i wish is on mobile
That was good. I actually feel bad for the guy for purposely choosing the wrong options for my own entertainment.
how is it so easy 😬
Bahahaha funny game love it
just be DUMB
haha funny guy
This is like the Stanley Parable of quiz games and I am absolutely here for it.
This is a really fun and there is so many different options. I love this game.
next for another questions, like more for sci or art?
I like the font!
I WANT MORE QUESTIONS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Play "A Simple Test" :o
hi wow the text is cool
it said error - program closed
all of them say you or you now!
I got one where it says who is the most stupidest person on earth, and the 2 answers where: you or you. hehe
Yeah, its funny that he is saying you said "you" look stupid in the mirror when I am actually saying that "you" (the narrator) looks stupid in the mirror.
Yellow? definitly not. Alpaca makes more sence.
Yellow, No, No, Yellow, no. After that you get some moral questions.
Ok, First of all, this game is amazing..
Its funny, and makes me happy lmao
Definitly a great game, I recommend getting it if i were you :)))
I JUST LOVE HOW THEY JUST GET MAD AT ME- and just call me a stuipd idioit XD
Please, Keep up the great work you do!
how do i get the good/right endin
OMG! This is the best game and the best survey I've ever taken, I absolutely love this! Big props to everyone who put this masterpiece together!