A Simple Survey is a very simple survey.  Answer the 5 questions correctly to win. Definitely nothing else to see here. Please play with audio on for the intended experience.

Note - We had no time to playtest, and we are aware of the many glitches and bugs in the game. We have already fixed many of these in a post-jam version that will be released after the jam is over, along with 2 new paths that didn't quite work in the jam version because of the glitches :)



Made for the Wowie Game Jam 3.0

Code and Art - BenBonk

Narration and Story - Deynum

Music - https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/track/the-jazz-piano

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sooo, i discovered a real dark route, i did alpaca,no,no,3567

Dis game is sool COOOOOOOOOOOOL

Good game, i've played it before, but as of recent it wont load and I just get left with a blank white screen. 8/10 messing with the narrator always cracks me up, but I am docking 2 points due to lack of replayability. 

make secret endings like if he says "Are you stupid?" and select you in the question, it will be funny 

i accidentally pressed the i dont hate you button as soon as it loaded and now i cant press either im softlocked

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To be honest this was boring.

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I got a bug. My route was: Alpaca -> No -> No -> 3762 -> No -> Yes -> Hide the body -> Best Friend. The narrator says that he will say I got all the questions right, but it brought me back to only 4/5 and the narrator saying I misclicked.

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same thing with saying loved one at the end, ends with 4/5

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i liked the darker quiz bett

they think an orange is orange its a alpaca

me only press the orange button

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Wait don't circles have infinite sides?

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thers this big glitch where after it asks if i want to exit survey i say yes and the screen goes black and in red says error- program closed

pls help

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it is made to do that

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Ugh



at least i get to woosh someone...




But i wont, maybe it was a bit obscure

That is not a glitch, In the dev video, I saw him creating that screen. I think it's a feature.

On mobile it's zoomed in a lot

seems to be a glitch(?) where when you answer the answers about love and whatnot the end screen tells you you got 4/5 despite the narrator telling you you would get all the points.

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yeah, that is indeed a glitch, I am still bothered about it but sadly enough the only way to fix it is to hard code it into the game, and I just can't be asked to do that.

Good Game Bro

10/10

sorry for the other post my game starts loadding now lol

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You don't know what color is? 

Me: No?

Him: ARE YOU DUMB?

Me: No, I'm colorblind lol

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ow

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Poor guy, thinks I'm saying I'm stupid. I'm selecting 'you' though, so I'm saying he's stupid lol. 

He just can't handle being called stupid

I beat this game.. It was easy. Here is my score under the text you are currently reading.                                               5/5   Although vote which scores I would have gotten (Reply)     

Uhhhhhh Hello?

hello there

Hewwo

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he kinda sounds like gordon ramsay lol

gordon: what are you?!!!


Y/N: idiot sandwich



gordon: WHAT!??


Y/N: A idiot sandwich

y lol

y not

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are you stupid

yes

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This is a really great game! Super funny. Although I think it would've been cool if in the endings where you have to click the reset button, if you waited and didn't click it something else would happen.

I LOVE the idea of this and it never seems to bore all the different paths you go down of course I have not completed it but the voicer acting and little touches make it even better. Superb job

Wow this is good but I wish there was an ending where if you press the same button all of the times the narrator realizes it

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I Love this Great Job

all i got to say is: XD

bc why do the dumbst people say mars jp or other stuff.

wtf he Said moroan Bruh like Why

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I purposely did a wrong answer and it asked me "do you even know what a color is", I thought it's a survey, not a pop quiz lol

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Imagine having synthesia and having an orange associated with the word alpaca in your head, and then, after finally having a question that understands that orange IS alpaca, it questions your knowledge of colors... must stink. (Forgive me if this isn't funny. It's... funnier when I don't use as many words but I couldn't articulate it with less.)

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I also think it is funny that the question that is supposed to be insulting yourself, the answer is "you". Who looks stupid in the mirror?. The narrator, that's who.

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If you answer too quickly, nothing happens

i feel bad for him :(

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AHH I LOVE THIS. 

I really like this game

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aRe yOu sTupiD oR sOMeTHIng

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can you add a system like henry stickman where you can see the endings you have got and a little branch of all endings bc i think i have all endings but idk honestly

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I wish the game would have a speed-up button sometimes, like the game is focused around replaying, it'd be nice to have a speed-up to get through the replaying faster, like have that option after the first completed run

It was a tough one but I managed to get through it! I love the way the title really misleads you into thinking it's actually a simple survey.

Honestly I had a lot of fun playing the game! I loved the little side questions that come up when you annoy the narrator! I personally didn't run into any bugs or weird glitches or anything, so that's great!

I'm pretty sure I managed to find all the outcomes (pretty sure...)

I got all the results from 0/5 up to 5/5, I got the hard questions, the emotional questions, I had the narrator getting replaced twice in different scenario's and I found the "error system crashed" screen!

Great job on this one BenBonk and Deynum!

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ik how to crash the survey xD

Blue, 35, Octagon, All of the above, No

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