A Simple Survey
A Simple Survey is a very simple survey. Answer the 5 questions correctly to win. Definitely nothing else to see here. Please play with audio on for the intended experience.
Note - We had no time to playtest, and we are aware of the many glitches and bugs in the game. We have already fixed many of these in a post-jam version that will be released after the jam is over, along with 2 new paths that didn't quite work in the jam version because of the glitches :)
Made for the Wowie Game Jam 3.0
Code and Art - BenBonk
Narration and Story - Deynum
Music - https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/track/the-jazz-piano
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funny af lmao
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i clicked the answers so fast that it overrides the respond dialogue with the question dialogue
Oh no, I gave him a panic attack.
"narrator has been replaced, continuing survey."
wait i killed both narrators
ok here is my narrator kill count (will edit later) 4
how?
say you're not stupid then answer the correct answer
get your 3-year-old kid to do this. If you don't have a 3-year-old, that's fine as the narrator has no parents
haha silly survey man go BRRRRRRRR
AN ORANGE IS TANGERINE!
WHY DO I HAVE TO RESET?!?!?!?!?!? It's sad :(, i want him to stay alive
i got 5/5 lol
When he asked me "who is stupid" the answers was "you" not "me". So when i clicked i answered "you are stupid"
Is it my english bad or is this some kind of error?
With the way the question is phrased, the "you" answer is referring to the player (you) themself. Because the computer is prompting the answers, making 'you' be actually you- the one playing the survey.
Time to do a little trolling..
i died cuz of him ahahhahahahahh
im sorry quiz man i apologize for trolling you
quiz narrator im so sorry for bullying you i didnt mean to make you cry
favorite pastime: annoying british men
same
Like the question "How many months have 28 days?", squares have three sides.
Cool game
my annoying a** is really satisfied by this game. i like how it got pissed off lmao
s o s i m p l e .
Not me trying super hard in both this and A Simple Test to get all the possible endings....
is it bad that i enjoyed bullying the narrator?
YOO I GOT THE TRUE ENDING!!! That's a good one. (unofficial true ending)
"are you stupid?" "no" "Ok then"
That's one of the most funny games I've ever played! Well done!
this game is really good. I love how the narrator isn't just a robot but he has feelings abt us
I love this. the narataorer is funny
god I love this game
I feel bad now lol/j
Alpaca
this is the stanley parable if it was a survey
i hate it
same
love this. love making him mad
"Do you think this is funny?"
Yes, I do.
beautiful.
Gives me Stanley's Parable vibes. I really liked it :)
score: 0/5
"you got some things wrong along the way but its fine you probably just missclicked or something"
"The survey has crashed. You will be redirected to the start menu."
He cried XD
Can we skip text?
not sure if you’ll understand this reference but this comment gave me flashbacks/silly