A Simple Survey
A Simple Survey is a very simple survey. Answer the 5 questions correctly to win. Definitely nothing else to see here. Please play with audio on for the intended experience.
Note - We had no time to playtest, and we are aware of the many glitches and bugs in the game. We have already fixed many of these in a post-jam version that will be released after the jam is over, along with 2 new paths that didn't quite work in the jam version because of the glitches :)
Made for the Wowie Game Jam 3.0
Code and Art - BenBonk
Narration and Story - Deynum
Music - https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/track/the-jazz-piano
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favorite pastime: annoying british men
Like the question "How many months have 28 days?", squares have three sides.
Cool game
my annoying a** is really satisfied by this game. i like how it got pissed off lmao
s o s i m p l e .
Not me trying super hard in both this and A Simple Test to get all the possible endings....
is it bad that i enjoyed bullying the narrator?
YOO I GOT THE TRUE ENDING!!! That's a good one. (unofficial true ending)
"are you stupid?" "no" "Ok then"
That's one of the most funny games I've ever played! Well done!
this game is really good. I love how the narrator isn't just a robot but he has feelings abt us
I love this. the narataorer is funny
god I love this game
I feel bad now lol/j
Alpaca
this is the stanley parable if it was a survey
i hate it
same
love this. love making him mad
"Do you think this is funny?"
Yes, I do.
beautiful.
Gives me Stanley's Parable vibes. I really liked it :)
score: 0/5
"you got some things wrong along the way but its fine you probably just missclicked or something"
"The survey has crashed. You will be redirected to the start menu."
He cried XD
Can we skip text?
I got a reset XD
i love it
HAHAHA THIS GAME IS AMAZING
I simply love this.
I MADE HIM FUCKING CRY HAHHAHAHAHa
WHAT? HOW DID I GET THIS?
What is the color of an orange - Alpaca
Do you know what a color is? - No
Are you stupid? - Yes
Why are you doing this? - What are you talking about?
Go back to the survey? - No
What is 5+7? - 3562
Do you think you're funny? - No
If you could save 5 people by killing 1, would you do it? - No
Your dad shows up at your house, he has just murdered someone. - Call the cops
Who would you kill, your loved one or your best friend? - Best friend
Score: 4/5
Where is the idk option in the "Do you think you're funny?" question?
omg how did you do that
YOU REPLIED OMG ILY I SUBBED, idk he got really mad and i told him i wanted to leave so he did that.
I did it too :)
subtitles?
I love it
It's so good and very entertaining too!!
Haha, so funny !
Hi. That is a cool game and I had too much fun with it. But in my opinion it should have a subtitle. Keep up doing good work.
i learned that, i know how many countries there are in the world...